i was going to call this post "grapes of wrath" or "sour grapes" - but, there are no grapes in the story. still, it's a pretty good story.
let's get right into it. i hate these things. they are the WRATH that causes me to have sour grapes ;) it's a leaf blower, and as you may well know, my neighbor loves his. just when i was thinking that leaf-blowing season was over, i heard the unmistakable sound, last night around 9:30 pm.
oh. words cannot describe the feelings of anger that welled up. i peeked out the window to see him merrily blowing SNOW with his leaf blower. yep, it is a multi-purpose tool. except it's main purpose seems to be driving me crazy. very useful for that.
i decided to turn up the volume on 'real housewives' and try to forget. not very successful. it kept going and going and going...and all of a sudden, i FREAK out and think "my LORD, it's getting LOUDER! will he never be done?! we have like a DUSTING of snow!! has he ever heard of a SHOVEL?"
lots of other thoughts.
until i look out my window, and i see a burly man in a thinnish sweatshirt sort of thing, wind swirling and trying to tuck under a hoodie in the cold,
leaf blowing MY sidewalk.
bet you didn't see that one coming, did ya?
me either. but i am thankful for it. i sense a treaty of some sort is in order. and that the thought i have been entertaining in my head to make his family some christmas cookies is probably a good one.
:)
7 comments:
OH Hurray!!!!!
This is going to melt your stone cold heart Ebenezer Scrooge!
Ha! Just kidding... but I am very glad at the outcome. :)
You could make him some porcupine balls!
Make ME some porcupine balls! Or at least tell me how to make them for myself.
I didn't see it coming, but since I could hear the neighbor's stupid barking basset hound the whole time I was reading, I had a great deal of empathy and then a great deal of joy.
Yummy cookies will make him :)
side note: we had a neighbor that actually vaccuumed (sp?) his landscaping rocks.
I love this story, it would definitely fit into Carey's "flipped" category
you know my soft spot for burly guys with beards. i say cookies AND hot cocoa next time you see him out there with the leaf blower.
no beard. but you can picture whatever you want in your head, care...:)
ps. karen. anne is joking about the porcupine balls. they are horrendous.
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