hurray for august 1st!
this is the first day of the month of my FIFTIETH year!!
i know how i am usually SO annoyed with those people who insist on a 'birth month' instead of a simple birthday...yeah. you really ARE that special (snarl).
he he. for some reason, it strikes me that after 50 freaking years, i might actually deserve a birth month this time around....hmmm. ya think?
the good news is that the bad goop i have been sick with seems to be pretty much over with. still a tiny bit queasy, but after tons of advice
go to the doctor!
eat yogurt!
stay hydrated!
go to the doctor!
i found myself relying heavily on my own sense of my own body, AND of course dr. google.
dr. google is good and evil, as we all know.
i mean SURE, he did convince me for awhile that i might have colon cancer.
but then later, he taught me how to make this fantastical cocktail
that, my friends, is a mixture of 1/2 T. apple cider vinegar and 1/2 T. of honey in a cup of warm water.
that, my friends, is my newest substitute for coffee, which i have not had since last week.
that, my friends, is kind of a *pow* thing to drink at first, but after a bit, not too darn bad.
it cures arthritis.
it cures stomach ailments.
it makes your skin better.
it makes you skinny.
or so dr. google says :)) ha ha.
it may or may not have helped to make my innards feel like they were not falling out! ha. i will give it the benefit of the doubt...because 'old wives tales' are new school.
and that is what i know.
happy wednesday!